Letter to the LOVE-BIRDS

To : The love-birds,

Subject: to discuss all the harms of Public Display of Affection at public places.

Dear couples,

We are extremely embarrassed to see you all celebrate Valentines-day, when you sit close, make merry, show love we do not like it. In Indian tradition, Radha-Krishana are the example of eternal love who didn’t get married but we do not agree valentine’s day man; for the apparent reason that our country India is a land of sons and daughters but it is not in Indian tradition to celebrate mother’s day -See it’s a western concept.

Guys we do not like to see you cozily in the theatres because when we go to a movie like ‘Hiss’ we would have you also looking at Mallika Sherawat’s award winning performance in the movie and learn more tricks from her instead of wasting time and money in each other like this.

When you hold hands and walk in parks it reminds us of our younger days when we could not hang around because everyone knew us as we were already working for the party and you know stories about our dedication.

Parked cars in parking lots do not seem a viable option; dude- the back seat seems too small to comfort when you are turned on and you have guards peeping inside and disturbing you for mere 10-20 bucks.

We are supporting PETA therefore we do not like seeing you cuddly and mushy in the zoo, most of the visitors being school children and innocent animals ,won’t you like animals to learn love than 69!

Malls- outright No, we want shops in mall to sell so that we can get extortion money and we do not men to get excited and take their women back home as soon as they enter. Please consider the interests of mall owners and sad but true, there are CCTVs all over.

In India we consider Taj Mahal, a marvel in white marble with its minarets and domes clearly speaks of undying love of Shahjehan and Mumtaz you really do not have to teach the firang visitors how they did it…

School and college to gyaan ke mandir hain and we want our students to learn everything in the educational institutes itself so you do not need to hide in the corners of the corridors and help in educating the children because they are the future of our country.

We like creative and interesting people we would have you to try new places like

· Elevators – especially if you have to go higher than the second floor

· Hotel roof tops- no body will even think of it, not even us!

· Fire exits- do not wait for fire to break out, it never does

Yours sincerely,

Youth politicians

(The party people)